Menu for Joe Schmoe's in Cypress, CA
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Open:10:30 AM - 8:00 PM
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Cuisines:
American North American
American North American
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Features:
Takeout , Delivery
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Known for:
Beer, Coffee, Comfort food, Great dessert, Small plates, Wine, Casual, Cozy, Good for watching sport, Kids menu, Good for kids, Drive-through, Quick bite, Alcohol, Dessert, Dine-in, Dinner, Popular Dinner, Lunch, Popular Lunch, Staff required to disinfect surfaces between visits, Mask required, Good for groups, Solo dining, Curbside pickup, Fast service, High chairs, Restroom, Seating, Outdoor seating, Wheelchair accessible entrance, Wheelchair accessible parking lot, Wheelchair accessible restroom, Wheelchair accessible seating, NFC mobile payments, College students, Popular with Tourists,Read more
Joe Schmoe's in Cypress, CA, is a American restaurant with average rating of 4.5 stars. Curious? Here’s what other visitors have to say about Joe Schmoe's. Don’t miss out! Today, Joe Schmoe's will open from 10:30 AM to 8:00 PM. Want to call ahead to check how busy the restaurant is or to reserve a table? Call: (714) 527-4310.
Other attributes on top of the menu include: drive-through.
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The main attraction are the hot dogs ????????, from the menu, or how you like them. All beef dogs available. Other items... available such as hamburgers, pastrami sandwiches, beef dips, frozen custard, beer/wine. Very good onion rings and crinklefries. A little pricy, but have child's menu. Order at counter and food brought to you. Many TV screens. Indoor and enclosedpatio dining. Small irritation -- the self serve ice machine seems to be out-of-order a lot. Big irritation -- the regular friesare horrid, so bad, in fact, that this rating has been reduced to four stars. Read more
Fries were absolutely terrible. Think In-n-out fries, but 5 times as soggy, and lukewarm. Their orange float was fine, which is... why this review is not 1 star. Their garlic ranch is the best of the three they offer?but I won?t be coming back Read more
Good counter and table service place with the only frozen custard I've found since Rita's in Anaheim and Redondo Beach closed... down. Brick-walled dining room almost looks like a NYC place I used to frequent. Read more
Simple menu of burgers, sandwiches, and specialty hot dogs, but flavors and quality are superb! Excellent selection of brews on... daughter, too. Finish off with a hand scooped and blended frozen custard, or "concrete". Fabulous food, drink, dessert, andservice. Read more
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When is Joe Schmoe's open?
Joe Schmoe's is open on the following days:
Monday: 10:30 AM - 08:00 PM
Tuesday: 10:30 AM - 08:00 PM
Wednesday: 10:30 AM - 08:00 PM
Thursday: 10:30 AM - 08:00 PM
Friday: 10:30 AM - 08:00 PM
Saturday: 10:30 AM - 08:00 PM
Sunday: 10:30 AM - 08:00 PM
What forms of payment are accepted at Joe Schmoe's?
They accept Apple Pay and Google Pay at Joe Schmoe's.
Does Joe Schmoe's offer delivery?
Yes, Joe Schmoe's offers delivery.
This is literally the greatest restaurant on the entire planet. Gordon Ramsay himself is in shambles and shakes and cries in his... boots when he hears the name "Joe Schmoe's". If you wish to have the most delightful meal you have ever indulged yourself in,look no further. Go to Joe Schmoe's for the best experience you have ever had in your entire lifetime. I was treated to a20-course chef's choice meal and it was beyond delightful. My favorite foods within this 20-course meal were of course, thefilet mignon (medium rare, crispy and cooked and seasoned to perfection), the lobster (buttery, also perfectly cooked), calamari(the lime and marinara sauce were incredible with it), foie gras (so buttery and delicious, absolutely the taste of theupper-echelon), and my favorite by far was the caviar (best caviar in my lifetime at joe schmoe's). The staff are friendly andthey all told me how cute I looked which made me blush just a slight bit. I even got to meet chef Joe Schmoe himself and hegreeted me with a big smooch which made me feel special. He was a very handsome man and made me feel very safe as he held mewith his big strong hands. He then hand-fed me his delicious food and then helped me swallow it down with a big swig of hisyummy milk. Joe Schmoe was even kind enough to give me a nice back massage and finished it off with a happy ending. Highlyrecommend this place! 10/10 Read more