Reviews for Hoagie Ranch Emporium in Kemah, TX
I wanted to love this place. Such a fun name and decor, we've been twice now. I ordered the same thing both times (the Cajun... roast beef) which is really good but beyond that nothing else is worth returning. Not only do they charge you an extra $1 toheat your sandwich, they will charge you for items not in your receipt. They want you in and out of their restaurant as fast aspossible, (makes sense for restaurants that are busy) but this place is a ghost town. Once you place your order they drop offyour check. If you ask for something like a side of pickles or mayo upon receiving your food they won't provide you with anupdated receipt nor tell you you have incurred additional costs they will simply run your card with a completely differenttotal. We have no problem paying for extras (unless it's a result of a mistake by the restaurant) but you need to provide areceipt showing the extra charges. Food Reviews: Burger - not worth $11, it's flavorless. Curly Fries - just don't, they'rehard and dry. Potato Soup - Not bad actually, Cajun Roast Beef - highly recommend! But it is a bit $$$. Read more
Blink as you're driving and you'll pass this place. Definitively a great find. The fresh made food, the service, and the... atmosphere make this place great. Can't wait to come back and try something else on the menu. Read more
Best steak you'll ever eat. Steak night is on Friday and it is amazing. Jim the owner hand cuts them and cooks them to... perfection. Add a salad and steak fries and its the best meal you can eat on a Friday night. The fried stuffed jalapeños areamazing and dip it in their homemade ranch. PERFECTION! Read more
We went to friday steak eve. It was said to be Sirloin. What every they served was defiantly not a real steak ,more like stomach... lining of a cow or horse there was so much tendon in it you could not chew it . I have ate good steaks my life . this is not agood place at all Read more
It?s an OK sandwich but overpriced. The bread is good, just regular shredded lettuce, and limited veggies-nothing special. $20... for a toasted footlong, and they charged extra for addtl veggies and to toast it, which seemed stingy. Read more
Our first visit to Hoagie Ranch was a very pleasant surprise. We live out of town and stopped for lunch. The menu has a lot to... offer, and the food we ate was wonderful. The meatball sub was huge and couldn't be finished. The gyro was juicy anddelicious. The atmosphere is homey, and the lines of hanging lunchboxes from years gone by even had a couple I recognized frommy past. Service was very friendly and helpful. Will definitely return. Read more
Food was good. I had a burger and Duke had pastrami sandwich and fries. I ordered beer battered onion rings which were good but... didn't eat them all cause they smelled fishy. I was craving onion rings so I chanced eating them (shrimp and fries are fried insame oil). The younger waitress was super cheery and nice. I loved seeing all those old lunch boxes; made for nostalgicconversation. Read more
My husband and I always split the 6? meatball sub. It is so fresh, just big juicy meatballs with cheese mmm so deliciously messy... and good for the soul ! We won?t go anywhere else! They are fast too. Soups are just as delicious.???? Read more