Reviews for Fat Bastard Burrito Co. in Milton, ON

How hard is it to remember to put meat on the fries? Twice I have ordered loaded fries and neither time did they put the meat... on. Tried this place again and got the completely wrong burrito. I can eat almost anything, but I feel sorry for the person whogot my burrito. Thanks for the free food, feel free to keep screwing up my orders. Read more

I loved the Sweet potato burrito at this place with some curry sauce. But now I learn that it has been discontinued, that?s so... not done!!! People working here are nice and wanted to give a shout out to Dolly, she makes a mean burrito, just perfectly done ???????????????????????? Read more

My little guy loves getting a cheese quesadilla from the location. The staff is friendly and generous with toppings. The... restaurant is always clean and I?ve noticed how often they wash their hands which I I really appreciate! ?????????? Read more

I ordered a medium ground beef burrito. It was all of six, maybe seven, inches in length and costed $13.00 all-in. ($11.49 +... HST). That's expensive. (See the pic of the burrito relative to the tiny napkin.) Service was quick, it didn't take too long butthe friendly clerk at the cash register had me repeat every single thing I said. ("Did I stutter?", asked Stanley.) The burritoactually tasted pretty good and they even added guacamole (other places add a buck for this!) - although in a portion enough tocover the tip of a teaspoon only. One smallish ladle of ground beef was added (!) but at $13.00 I feel they could be a littlemore generous. Naturally they tout how they serve the largest burrito in town...and they may or may not achieve this bystuffing the tortilla grabbing the largest handfuls of iceberg lettuce they can and adding a spoon of rice so large the highangle of repose has it falling off of the spoon. "FREAKIN' HUGE BURRITOS"...huh? The restaurant is very clean and tidy and Iappreciate that you can sit down and enjoy your snack, er..your "FREAKIN' HUGE BURRITO". A paper plate would have been nice butyou eat out of the wrapper like a stray animal. Hot sauce was a bit of a joke as they sort of just "paint" one side of thetortilla spreading tiny dabs with the back of a spoon and advise you that this amount will suffice because "our sauce is sohot". Two hours later I found myself drinking six sizeable glasses of water so either the burrito was a tad salty to addflavour or I was simply dehydrated from work. Overall, a four out of five - one point off for the dastardly high price of$13.00 for a smallish burrito, for poor listening skills when placing my order and for skimping on pricier ingredients. Ididn't "EAT BIG" and...I "WENT HOME". Thirteen dollars poorer... Read more

I ordered Organic Tofu Burrito and it was really good. Staff member was able to assist me with the vegetarian options. Their... customer service was little slow because they only had two staff members working. The staff member who was taking the orders wasalso preparing them as well. Read more

Not completely happy with the size of the burrito - I ordered big bean and cheese and the other is a big ground beef. There is a... significant size different(i had already eaten a little less half before taking the picture)- I dont like as many toppings so Ionly have beans, cheese, cilantro and sauces that being said if I'm paying $10.50 for beans and cheese I want $10.50 worth ofbeans and cheese in my burrito... you shouldn't be relying on the extra toppings to beef up the size of your product Read more

Good place to buy burritos and tacos. Great thing is they are open till 12 o clock. I bought chicken tacos and baja chicken... burritos. Both were overloaded with chicken, which is great and taste wise I would say good, not the ultimate, thus 4 stars not5. Read more

Excellent Service. Toppings were very fresh and the overall quality was excellent. A very clean place. The staff was great.... Would recommend everyone to visit! Read more