Reviews for Grey Lady Montauk in Montauk, NY
Too many ladies, too small an area. I see why they call it the Grey Lady. Reservation fee of $900 is a bit steep. I think it... should be less. The bouncer offered to let me skip the line if I beat him in a tickle fight but unfortunately he won and thensat on me for 11 minutes until I said "uncle" and I lost the reservation fee. Read more
TRASH. The male manager was so rude and inconsiderate. We left immediately after he proceeded to mansplain to us. I will never... go here again. Read more
Mediocre food and obscenely expensive and underwhelming drinks with some of the worst service I've ever experienced. The minimum... cost to reserve a table for a large party is absurd. The bar area reeked of vomit as early as 9:00 pm. You pay a fortune to eatout off paper plates and drink out of plastic cups and the servers aggressively ignore you, making it extremely difficult to getserved. Maybe this is because they know regardless you're going to be shelling out a fortune for the dubious privilege of eatingdinner in a place so loud you can't hold a conversation, sitting at a table so short it hits below the knee when perched on theuncomfortable backless benches. They charged $400 for a medium-sized bottle of Tito's with cheap mixers and called it bottleservice. I would not recommend this place to my worst enemy. Read more
We were here in September 2020. Not too busy, but outrageously overpriced for what you get: mediocre food, slow service, and... subpar drinks. I can’t imagine how bad it would have been if they were actually full since they could barely handle 50%capacity. There are so many other great options in Montauk. Read more
RUDE STAFF! My girlfriend recently made reservations for her friend's bachelorette at 10pm but when they arrive one of the staff... members told them that their reservation was for tomorrow and not today. The girls showed him on their calendar that it was fortonight but he refused to let them in and said, "No you’re not coming in and good luck trying to find a place at this time.You’re better off going to a drive thru." He was rude and had them stand in the cold weather for couple of minutes. Lookslike they don't want people coming in since other customers have similar complaints with them (read other reviews) so highlysuggest PLEASE do yourself a favor and don't make reservations here!!!! Thank you! Read more
Absolute ripoff. Not worth it. For a place that requires table minimums service is absolutely awful, prices are steep, and the... bouncers are extremely rude. There are other establishments nearby (surf lodge, ruschmyers, montauket, Dureyeas, Navy Beach)that will be more enjoyable and worth your time. Read more
$33.00 for 3 small stuffed shrimp. Service was slow and apparently not a happy person. 1/4 of the steamed muscles were no good, ... they made that up with free desserts (2). Sat outdoors on the waterfront being entertained by boats coming in for the night.Nice atmosphere, overpriced, food was ok, nothing to write home about. Will not go back....... Read more
Great service, we really enjoyed the food and atmosphere